Consider this Charitable Contribution
January 12th, 2010Many investors who have been reading my column over the past 35 years have written and thanked me for the advice that they often find helpful in designing their portfolios. And many of you who read my column have been kind enough to compliment me on my sometimes timely information and unique insights to the murky world of investing. And some of you have offered to make contributions, in my name, to a charity of my choice. So I’d like to request that you make your contributions to my favorite charity which is S.T.A.N., Ltd.
S.T.A.N., Ltd. is an acronym for Save the Australian Nauga. Naugas as you may know are cute, furry, cuddly little animals about the size of a 3 month old cocker spaniel and just as warm and huggable. Naugas, until some 40 years ago, were as common in the Australian Outback as pigeons are today in New York City .
In the early 1950s a number of large furniture companies (Drexel, Lay-Z-Boy, Thomasville , etc.) recognized that the Nauga’s hide was less expensive and has qualities not available in the leathers of other animals. Its hide (trademark Naugahyde) does not require a long tedious tanning process, its more elastic, easier to shape, holds color better, has a longer wear-life and requires less maintenance than companion hides.. And certainly the millions of Americans who have Naugahyde covered chairs, couches, automobile seats, etc., will with alacrity, acknowledge these advantages.
So in 1952 a consortium of furniture companies from North Carolina and California hired crews of professional hunters to track the Nauga and transship the honey-colored hides from Australia to the States. And Naugahydes soon became a big business. I can even remember President Harry Truman extolling the virtues of his Naugahyde covered chair in the White House. And I can recall, in the early 1956, when General Motors took out full page adds in Life Magazine bragging that they were the “first motor car company to cover their automobile seats with luxurious hide of the Australian Nauga.” Of course those hides first appeared in the Cadillac Fleetwood. Studebaker, Hudson, Packard, Chrysler and Ford were soon to follow and the demand for Naugahydes began to increase by orders of magnitude.
As an aside, in 1982, Congress, through the intervention of an organization called Save the Whales, banned the importation of Naugahydes to the U.S. But demand did not slacken because the rage caught on in Japan , Germany and even France .
Anyhow, hunters, who were paid $2.00 for a male hide and $2.50 for a female hide (they are softer and easier to clean) soon decimated the Nauga population in Australia . Unfortunately the Australian Government, without regard for the Nauga’s reproductive capacity (females breed only once each 2.6 years) of those doe-eyed creatures, allowed the carnage to continue. And export demand continued to increase when the Russians discovered that the Nauga’s fur was nearly identical in quality to that of the Sable and even to the trained touch of a furrier, nearly impossible to differentiate. In fact, many Americans who have bought expensive Sable coats are probably wearing Nauga fur coats which are actually warmer then the Sable coat.
According to S.T.A..N., Ltd., domiciled in Melbourne , there are less than 6,000 Naugas remaining in the Outback. These loveable, soft, friendly creatures would seem to make ideal house pets. Unfortunately they are unable to survive in captivity and usually die after several months of domestication. Apparently, like the Lemmings of Norway and Finland , group bonding is essential to their health and survival. Attempts to breed these delightful creatures in environmental zoos have failed. According to Harvard zoologist, Dr. O. Leo Leahy, the Nauga has a recessive gene that triggers a self-destruct mechanism when confronted by an environment that is not their natural habitat. Only the aborigines of Australia have managed to domesticate the Nauga because they share and survive in a mutual environment.
So, I encourage you to send your kind contributions to S.T.A.N., Ltd., C/O the Australian Embassy, Washington , D.C. Upon receipt of your check the Embassy will send you a color photo, suitable for framing, of a Nauga family grazing in the Outback. I know that you will be richly rewarded by the knowledge that your tax-deductible contribution will S.T.A.N.